AKA Dr. Phyllis M.D.

What a pleasure it was to read about your adventure!
And funny… like you wouldn’t believe.
You had me so worried though. What, you were trying to give me a heart attack? But I have to admit, it was exciting. Maybe one day you’ll turn it all into a movie – my nephew is a big shot down in Hollywood. I’ll give him a copy of the book, I’m sure he’ll love it.
But I’m also wondering if some lingering trauma from the Macedonia incident is behind your recklessness. In my experience as an amateur psychologist many people act out due to unresolved feelings. There have been numerous social media postings to that effect.
Anyway, I’m as proud as if you were my own grandson. Speaking of which, how are things going in that department? Have you thought about settling down already?
